Nitty Gritty Details On The Skin Bridge
22 minutes until my surgery appointment and I was sitting on a stalled subway car half an hour away. Toby, the 4th Nor’easter of the season had casually rolled into […]
Skin Bridge
I have good news and bad news….the bad news first. In early February a few flags were thrown when my doctor told me it shouldn’t be taking hours to dilate […]
THE GELATIN PUZZLE
Back in my heady days of Man-hood I used to wake up in the morning feeling mostly like I did the night before, which was about the same as I […]
Another Day In The Life Of…
My new dilation schedule of 3 times daily is turning my days into a lubricated time-vortex. Each session is supposed to take 20-30 minutes…but that’s just the active time with […]
The Coastal States Of America
When you’re getting high, the last thing you want to think about is how you’re going to get arrested by the same little elf that’s on the package of cookies […]
WORTH IT.
My vagina just turned 1 month old so I thought I’d introduce her to my dancing boots and we’d all hit the town for New Year’s together. Too soon? Probably. […]
A free man in a world full of slaves
I picked up the cigarette off the ground and handed it back to the bum’s shaking hand that had dropped it. “Th…th…Thanks” he stammered. “Need a light?” “mmmm”. A few snowflakes had landed on the end of the cigarette and sizzled when the flame licked at them. “You been out […]
