The Puss – 1 Year In
1 year ago on this day, November 29th, 2017, I went under the knife for a bit of genital origami that turned my bits and pieces into a full fledged […]
Nitty Gritty Details On The Skin Bridge
22 minutes until my surgery appointment and I was sitting on a stalled subway car half an hour away. Toby, the 4th Nor’easter of the season had casually rolled into […]
Skin Bridge
I have good news and bad news….the bad news first. In early February a few flags were thrown when my doctor told me it shouldn’t be taking hours to dilate […]
THE GELATIN PUZZLE
Back in my heady days of Man-hood I used to wake up in the morning feeling mostly like I did the night before, which was about the same as I […]
Another Day In The Life Of…
My new dilation schedule of 3 times daily is turning my days into a lubricated time-vortex. Each session is supposed to take 20-30 minutes…but that’s just the active time with […]
The Coastal States Of America
When you’re getting high, the last thing you want to think about is how you’re going to get arrested by the same little elf that’s on the package of cookies […]
WORTH IT.
My vagina just turned 1 month old so I thought I’d introduce her to my dancing boots and we’d all hit the town for New Year’s together. Too soon? Probably. […]
