The Puss – 1 Year In
1 year ago on this day, November 29th, 2017, I went under the knife for a bit of genital origami that turned my bits and pieces into a full fledged […]
Nitty Gritty Details On The Skin Bridge
22 minutes until my surgery appointment and I was sitting on a stalled subway car half an hour away. Toby, the 4th Nor’easter of the season had casually rolled into […]
Skin Bridge
I have good news and bad news….the bad news first. In early February a few flags were thrown when my doctor told me it shouldn’t be taking hours to dilate […]
THE GELATIN PUZZLE
Back in my heady days of Man-hood I used to wake up in the morning feeling mostly like I did the night before, which was about the same as I […]
Another Day In The Life Of…
My new dilation schedule of 3 times daily is turning my days into a lubricated time-vortex. Each session is supposed to take 20-30 minutes…but that’s just the active time with […]
WORTH IT.
My vagina just turned 1 month old so I thought I’d introduce her to my dancing boots and we’d all hit the town for New Year’s together. Too soon? Probably. […]
Vagina Update – 1 Month
Almost 1 month ago a vagina was born to a 42 year old virgin living in New York City. I’ve been having 2 issues over the past few weeks. First, […]
