Vagina Update – 1 Month
Almost 1 month ago a vagina was born to a 42 year old virgin living in New York City. I’ve been having 2 issues over the past few weeks. First, […]
You Cold Bitch
Some of the things I say every day: “God, that’s good.” when I take a sip of my first warm, foamy coffee that blends into my tongue like camouflage netting over a tank. “Good morning Plantalonies!!” i say to my 5 adopted plants when I open up the blinds for […]
The secretly dull life of a dilator
Every time I think dilating can’t get any more boring or uncomfortable….it surprises me. I put it off and procrastinate like a kid who doesn’t want to go to bed […]
Vagina Update – 12 Days In
I woke up early Sunday morning and saw my Mom off to catch her flight back. She’s been a little sparkle of joy to have around this past week….making coffee […]
Vagina Update – The Big Reveal & Learning To Dilate
The big reveal yesterday went very smoothly, albeit a bit awkward and painful. When they took off the bandages and gave me the hand mirror, all I could do was […]
Vagina Update – The First Few Days
Have had a few very difficult but successful days here at the first airbnb. It’s awesome to have my mom around all the time and to completely give into her […]
Vagina Update – I Now Have One!
OH MY GOD I HAVE A VAGINA!!! I’m sooooo much more aerodynamic now! Reduced drag by 1000%! I’m sleek and smiling from ear to ear in between jabs of pain, […]
